so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
Required by law to re-blog this.
the original broskis
I wish they were my grandpas. like my married gay old dudes who are friends of the family but basically my grandpas.
i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.
LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together
How did they keep a straight face?
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
I never thought I’d find myself relating to a rubber shark.